
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
(via we-are-anti-venom)
soft satan
sad satan
little ball of rage
sassy satan
sammy satan
why did you kill gabe
:(
crying
(Source: godisnotonflatbread, via alittleblueangel)

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
(via alittleblueangel)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
rose tyler wanted to travel forever with the doctor
and the doctor never forgot
hE KISSED THE FREAKING DOLL GUYS
WE FINALLY GOT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ACTUALLY KISS ROSE
I SMELL SOMEONE WHO SKIPPED NINE
BUT IT WASN’T ACTUALLY ROSE IT WAS THE TARDIS “BAD WOLF” INSIDE ROSE’S BODY
(via masqueradeinthetardis)
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
(Source: tosaunterisparisian, via r-u-e)

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
(via lunatheoracle)

on the next episode of hannibal, dr. lecter will spend the entire 45 minutes reading us his favorite cannibal bedtime stories in his jammies in front of the fireplace that coincidentally has stuffed horned animal heads on display. gather round children, have a seat. let uncle lecter tell you a thing.
(via asgardian-telephone-sanitizer)